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Note to self….Microphones are not for eating….
(Source: spencersmithscrotchpuppy)
Don’t look so surprised. I thought you knew that I love you.
I know….I just still cant believe it sometimes.

Should I be worried?
Only if you were anyone but you.
Alright….but if you do hook up with him…I want an…
You are just so friggin’ cute.
If it keeps you from hooking up with superstars that i could never compete with…then I’ll be cuter then a baby sloth.
I’m actually terrified of sloths…
How about a baby…..bunny?
Bunnies work!
Then I’ll be cuter then the cutest bunny ever. Cuter then Oswald.
Wouldn’t dream of it sweetie.
Good. Because you are absolutely, positively, one hundred percent perfect.
Have I told you lately how much I love you? Cuz it’s a lot.
I love you, too, Bernie. Like, a lot.

(Source: jc-cricket)
Should I be worried?
Only if you were anyone but you.
Alright….but if you do hook up with him…I want an…
You are just so friggin’ cute.
If it keeps you from hooking up with superstars that i could never compete with…then I’ll be cuter then a baby sloth.
I’m actually terrified of sloths…
How about a baby…..bunny?
Bunnies work!
Then I’ll be cuter then the cutest bunny ever. Cuter then Oswald.
Wouldn’t dream of it sweetie.
Good. Because you are absolutely, positively, one hundred percent perfect.
Have I told you lately how much I love you? Cuz it’s a lot.

Should I be worried?
Only if you were anyone but you.
Alright….but if you do hook up with him…I want an…
You are just so friggin’ cute.
If it keeps you from hooking up with superstars that i could never compete with…then I’ll be cuter then a baby sloth.
I’m actually terrified of sloths…
How about a baby…..bunny?
Bunnies work!
Then I’ll be cuter then the cutest bunny ever. Cuter then Oswald.
Wouldn’t dream of it sweetie.

Should I be worried?
Only if you were anyone but you.
Alright….but if you do hook up with him…I want an…
You are just so friggin’ cute.
If it keeps you from hooking up with superstars that i could never compete with…then I’ll be cuter then a baby sloth.
I’m actually terrified of sloths…
How about a baby…..bunny?
Bunnies work!
Then I’ll be cuter then the cutest bunny ever. Cuter then Oswald.

Should I be worried?
Only if you were anyone but you.
Alright….but if you do hook up with him…I want an…
You are just so friggin’ cute.
If it keeps you from hooking up with superstars that i could never compete with…then I’ll be cuter then a baby sloth.
I’m actually terrified of sloths…
How about a baby…..bunny?

Should I be worried?
Only if you were anyone but you.
Alright….but if you do hook up with him…I want an…
You are just so friggin’ cute.
If it keeps you from hooking up with superstars that i could never compete with…then I’ll be cuter then a baby sloth.
